Start by slicing lardons into 1/2 inch pieces and browning them in a frying pan. Once browned move to a strainer and rinse. Let cool.
Meanwhile, crack all eggs in a large mixing bowl and scramble.
Rough chop your veggies and add to the eggs.
Add softened cream cheese and shredded cheddar. You will likely have some cream cheese lumps and that's ok! They will melt once baked.
Add cooled lardons.
Mix all ingredients until combined.
Pour entire mixture into pie dish lined with crust.
Bake at 350 degrees for 20-25 minutes OR until center no longer giggles and returns a clean knife.